Monday, July 29, 2002

oh my, i was just
inspired to write a new piece of poetry.  check it out under the poetry
section link on the left.  enjoy.

The largest ‘thing
on land that moves.  life-size
replica
of something that pretends to move.
Google
continues to rock it.
the duct
tape guys. 
i don’t know enough math to know if this is supposed to be
a
joke
or not.  maybe you will. in fact, here’s the only one i can
appreciate:  “Theorem: a cat has nine tails.  Proof: No cat has eight
tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat.  Therefore, a cat has nine
tails.”   i cant do simple math without a computer.  not a
calculator, mind you.  it must the be the regular windows calculator
program.  not set to scientific mode.  did you know the win calculator
had a scientific mode?  Ok, shoot.  here’s one more that got me.
From: sld1n@cc.usu.edu
Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green:
Let’s look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is
green only on the top. Therefore, the crocodile is longer than it is green.

Lemma 2. The crocodile is greener than it is wide:
Let’s look at the crocodile. It is green along its length and width, but it is
wide only along its width. Therefore, the crocodile is greener than it is wide.

From Lemma 1 and Lemma 2 we conclude that the crocodile is longer than it is
wide.

www.groovelily.com
saw this great band thursday night in cary at
the six string cafe.  got some
cd’s and got each member to sign it.  thanks.  ok, i found
this while searching for hell.
well, whether they identify it as
unidentifiable
or not, anything that suddenly disappears from the sky would appear to be a ufo
to me.   japanese culture is
interesting to me

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