oh my, i was just

inspired to write a new piece of poetry. check it out under the poetry

section link on the left. enjoy.

The largest ‘thing‘

on land that moves. life-size

replica of something that pretends to move.

Google

continues to rock it.

the duct

tape guys. i don’t know enough math to know if this is supposed to be

a

joke or not. maybe you will. in fact, here’s the only one i can

appreciate: “Theorem: a cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight

tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine

tails.” i cant do simple math without a computer. not a

calculator, mind you. it must the be the regular windows calculator

program. not set to scientific mode. did you know the win calculator

had a scientific mode? Ok, shoot. here’s one more that got me.

From: sld1n@cc.usu.edu

Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green:

Let’s look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is

green only on the top. Therefore, the crocodile is longer than it is green.

Lemma 2. The crocodile is greener than it is wide:

Let’s look at the crocodile. It is green along its length and width, but it is

wide only along its width. Therefore, the crocodile is greener than it is wide.

From Lemma 1 and Lemma 2 we conclude that the crocodile is longer than it is

wide.

www.groovelily.com

saw this great band thursday night in cary at

the six string cafe. got some

cd’s and got each member to sign it. thanks. ok, i found

this while searching for hell.

well, whether they identify it as

unidentifiable

or not, anything that suddenly disappears from the sky would appear to be a ufo

to me. japanese culture is

interesting to me