I needed username and password for a website. LivePerson provided me with April:

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April: Hello. How may I help you?
Phil Hart: hi April. I cant seem to remember my username for the website.
Phil Hart: i do not currently have any subscriptions with you i dont think ,but i used to
Phil Hart: my email is
April: Okay, one moment please…
Phil Hart: my address is Phil Hart, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (censored)
April: Okay Phil, you haven’t created a user id yet. If you would like to do so, you just need your customer number, which is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (censored)
Phil Hart: ok, yes i do want to do that. i guess i can create the account on the site?
Phil Hart: i am a customer, but new to the site?
April: Yes you can. Just select the option to create a user id and password.
Phil Hart: ok go tit!
Phil Hart: ok, thats all i need for now i think, thanks!!
Phil Hart: ahahahaha go tit! uhh sorry bout that
April: You’re welcome!
Phil Hart: i meant got it!
April: No problem!
April: Have a good evening.
Phil Hart: ehe you too

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