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“pamela” has been im’ing me for a few days now.  Just says Hi, are you there sort of thing.  I have no idea who this is so I reply back with “who are you”.  I never get a response.  Just the next day I get another “are you there”.  Today ‘pamela’ caught me online and i decided to play along:

pamela.cambell: BUZZ!!!
pamela.cambell: “Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you’ll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you.”

pamela.cambell: u there hunnie
radialmonster: hi
pamela.cambell: hi too ive been longin to talk with u huneio
pamela.cambell: u were always on mobile hunie
BUZZ!!!
radialmonster: yes.  but you have still not answered my question
pamela.cambell: wat question hunnie
radialmonster: do i know you?
pamela.cambell: u tell me
pamela.cambell: hawz that
radialmonster: that it is
pamela.cambell: “I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you.”

pamela.cambell: “The more I know you, the more I love you.”

BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!

**At this point I see the stupid quotes thing going on, the buzzing’s bothering me, and I decide to quote some stuff too.  I fire back with some random Jack Handy quotes:

radialmonster: “Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.”
pamela.cambell: wat u talkin about hunnie
radialmonster: i’m just saying
radialmonster: “The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.”
BUZZ!!!

** About an hour passes so I give it one last shot:

radialmonster: i miss you

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