Month: July 2002

here’s another
cosplay link.  here’s some
good art work.  My good friend Marty
sent me some info about the snakehead fish.  it’s this massive fish
originally from asia.  It grows up to 3 feet long, and as an adult can
swallow other fish it’s same size due to it’s large head.  It even eats
small mammals, meaning maybe a squirrel or something.  their main diet is
crayfish.  but what’s so freaky about these things is some of them can use
their large fins to walk out of the water, and stay out for 3 days!
They’ll go on the prowl, or move to a new water source.   earliest
report i see for these on cnn is on july 5.  hmm, my birthday 😉  and
for some strange reason, the
page
has been removed.  the next article on CNN is
here on
July 20, 2002.  however, during my research the fish was first recorded on
October 5, 2000.  Here’s the best

article on this fish i’ve found.  watch out! and yes, Marty, it’s not
just in Maryland, they’ve been officially found in six other states: Hawaii,
Florida, California, Maine, Massachusetts and Rhode Island.  NC isn’t
listed there, but i wouldn’t be surprised what we have in our backyards!  a
place where we’ve communicated with aliens, heard nonexistent people, and other
strange unexplainable phenomena have occurred. While researching, i discovered
this great article of Chen who illegally immigrated from China.  It’s an
interesting
read.
another blog.
strokin
b3ta

oh my, i was just
inspired to write a new piece of poetry.  check it out under the poetry
section link on the left.  enjoy.

The largest ‘thing‘
on land that moves.  life-size
replica of something that pretends to move.
Google
continues to rock it.
the duct
tape guys.  i don’t know enough math to know if this is supposed to be
a
joke or not.  maybe you will. in fact, here’s the only one i can
appreciate:  “Theorem: a cat has nine tails.  Proof: No cat has eight
tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat.  Therefore, a cat has nine
tails.”   i cant do simple math without a computer.  not a
calculator, mind you.  it must the be the regular windows calculator
program.  not set to scientific mode.  did you know the win calculator
had a scientific mode?  Ok, shoot.  here’s one more that got me.
From: sld1n@cc.usu.edu
Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green:
Let’s look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is
green only on the top. Therefore, the crocodile is longer than it is green.

Lemma 2. The crocodile is greener than it is wide:
Let’s look at the crocodile. It is green along its length and width, but it is
wide only along its width. Therefore, the crocodile is greener than it is wide.

From Lemma 1 and Lemma 2 we conclude that the crocodile is longer than it is
wide.

www.groovelily.com
saw this great band thursday night in cary at
the six string cafe.  got some
cd’s and got each member to sign it.  thanks.  ok, i found
this while searching for hell.
well, whether they identify it as
unidentifiable
or not, anything that suddenly disappears from the sky would appear to be a ufo
to me.   japanese culture is
interesting to me

just to let
everyone know i’ll be heading out to busch gardens early saturday morning, will
return sometime sunday.

I hope it’s ok.
I don’t mind ads as long as it doesn’t distract from what your viewing.  I
put a Amazon link on the left side there with the latest DVD movies that have
been released.  I also have a link on the left that right now says Buy from
me!  I may change that, cuz you’re not buying from me.  Although i do
have things for sale.  that will come later.  anyway, click on the buy
from me and it will take you to a link for the wonderful Lik-Sang company.
These guys have tons of crap for video game systems, and general electronicy
stuff.  enjoy.  I buy all my console cables from these guys, they are
extremely cheap and have things you can’t find anywhere else.  promise.
i thought a simple S-Video switch box would be easy to find.  sure, i found
some for like a few hundred dollars.  the one i got from Lik-Sang was only
like 15 bucks or something.  I’ve already received it and it works
absolutely perfect.  I also bought S-Video cables for my Dreamcast and N64.
Now i can use the switch box to go between my consoles and my DVD player.
sweeet.     Amazon.com has almost every movie you could
possibly want.  If it’s not in the newly released list on the front page
here, go to my Buy From Me link and simply search on WHATEVER thing you’re
looking for.  Books, movies, music, whatever.  i dont care.  just
search for it from my site and i will love you.  also, the pretty pic of
Osama his mamma up top announcing  his gayness is not just a pretty pic.
It actually goes to T-Shirt Hell.  This site has all sorts of great
t-shirts that you really won’t find anywhere else.  funny funny stuff.
I dropped a lot of the other stupid ads that were at the very top of my page.
I only left a few.  I will also put up a section for all the online dating
places there are.  there are a ton of them and speaking from experience,
the same people aren’t on all the sites.  so if you are single and
interested in meeting someone online, or you aren’t single and are still looking
to meet someone online for whatever purpose you may have, sign up with all the
sites you can.  get your ad out.  let people see your pathetic face,
and listen to you egostatistically hype your fake personality up so you can get
a girl (or guy).  be truthful in these things.  if you are an ass, say
you’re an ass.  you’ll be happier to meet a fellow ass than to meet someone
who mistook you for something you think will get you responses.

Ayumi Hamasaki’s +4 mix, orchestral version!  I have the techno/dance-ish
version, but this one is also a must have!

so i read this
article a while ago, and wanted to post about it.  problem was i felt the
article didn’t give enough information.  today, i found another article,
from the register.  as much as
i recognize artists rights to their works, i just as much hate government
attempting to control access.  a panel was set up of different groups to
discuss ways to go about solving some of the problems facing the technology and
hollywood types.  problem was that little thought was given to represent
the consumer in said panel.  so, some citizens took it upon themselves to
attend this meeting.  read what happened here.

You like
fairies?  check out some works by this great artist

Cicely Mary Barker.   But this artist,
Jessica Peffer is absolutely
excellent.  good job.

and thats not all.
is this a journal site or a link site?  should i post my personal things,
or interesting links i find?  the internet is the linkage of cool stuff to
other cool stuff.  so first, a brief linkage feature. bush lied about the
war.  we did it
just so
we could get the oil fields.  it was denied by all the administration
this go around that we did not purposely set oil fires in the last war.
here’s proof
otherwise.  listening to the opponents, saddam was a good man. we
should of let him stay in power.  bush lied to everyone to convince us to
go for it.
here’s
proof otherwise.  The BBC admits the guy that was found dead recently
was thier informant for weapons and he probably did embellish his stories.
but thats ok, says blair.
history
will forgive us.  but things are just great in post war iraq.
here’s proof on that too.
in other worldly news,

france has banned email.
south korea says its not
scared , others who read alternative
news
knows otherwise.

I realize i’ll be cancer free.  things can always be

new and improved

July 5 was my big two six.  i hosted a
pool party which seems to be a favorite among my friends.  glad everyone
enjoyed it.  for my birthday, my mom wanted to take me out to eat.
but we couldnt go until last thursday.  it was my choice of where to go.
and when I found out Alysson Light was
playing at the six string again i
promptly made up my mind.  But first up, was a singer i hadnt heard before,
the wonderful Lisa Ray.  I enjoyed it
enough to buy the CD, which she gladly signed for me.  Thanks Lisa.  I
also pre-ordered Alysson’s new cd, which was supposed to have been able to sell
thursday, but wasn’t quite ready yet.  Both artists are Tori Amos fans,
playing regularly at the tribute concert held in Carrboro every year.  And i
was treated to several of her songs done by both artists.  including a
particular interesting version of Winter, in Japanese by Lisa!  A great
tribute to her work, i’m anxious to see Tori again in concert.

I now know what burnt
soupy lasagna tastes like.  and smells like.  and is like to clean out
of a burnt pan.  naked.  with hot oil .  having an audience.
outside.  listening to
virgill on the
loudspeakers.   my god elements rocks it.  5 years ago maybe take
a 5 or so, i saw a tape in one of the tape holder thingies sitting beside the
cash register at a gas station.  I didn’t have the money to buy what I saw,
for i would have bought it then.  I passed it up, and would get it the next
time i came by.  it wasn’t there.  it wasn’t there then, or the next
time or the next.  it wasn’t at that station, or that one, or that one or
this one.  i honestly kept my eye out for years looking for said tape
again.  everywhere i went that had one of these displays.  today, i
finally found it.  at a gas station that is no more than 10 miles from my
house, that i’ve only been to no more than 5 times in my entire life.
there it was.  Steven
Wright.  so of course i picked it up and listened to the whole thing
already.  absolutely hilarious.  it’s a recording of a show he did in
some club years ago.  brilliant stuff this guy.  weirdo.  i adore
him.  i try to be funny sometimes, but my jokes end up more involved than
his.  and spontaneous.  and perverted.  and naked.  and i
don’t have an audience.  outside.  the grass is littered with hot oil.
there are lots of elemental rocks lying around.  lay.  lye.  lie.
low.  am i boring you?  good!  excuse me.  *burp* its about
that time.  i once wrote about a 5 page document without any paragraph
breaks.  I have received a They Might Be Giants t-shirt and the new NO! cd.
I have the DVD U-571 which i watched tonight.  I have Ayumi Hamasaki’s cd I
mentioned the last time.  I have some other things i dont remember. i
bought a bag of cracker jacks even. just so i would have some presents for my
birthday.  (the toy inside the craker jacks)   today i went to
staples.  i bought some things.  i bought notebooks and i bought a pc
game, warcraft 2 battle.net edition.  sweet.  the lady at the counter
asked if i shoudl be playing my games or doing my school work.  i told her
i didn’t go to school.  she gave me the evil eye.  i said serious.
she said come on.  i said guess my age.  she said 16.  i showed
her my brand new driver’s license.  she said it was fake.  i showed
her the hologram.  she said i could make that on the computer.  i paid
with my credit card.  she asked if i get carded at bars, i said i rarely
drink.  i told her i get carded at movie theaters.  she said not
around here, they don’t care here.  which is true.  i used to go to r
rated movies when i was in middle school.  cept i had no middle school,
only elementary and high.  ahh well.   (btw, my b-day was July 5,
I’m 25 now)  the theater in Louisburg has this nice retro feel to it.
which it is.  especially the lower theater.  i don’t know if it still
does, but it used to have a small arcade room on the 2nd floor.  i spent
lots of time in there before.  i once went to a movie there where me and my
friend were the last 2 people they let in, it sold out.  i think it was
Ghostbusters 2.  or maybe 1.  but prob 2.  it seems like i was
offered to just go there one time and make out with some girl, but now i can’t
remember who.  ah those were the days eheeh.  i block out old things i
don’t like.  like old girlfriends.  i give them names sometimes.
only 2 have names.  one more has a name just because its fun.  but the
other 2 because we parted on bad terms.  but then maybe a bad term to me is
me not initiating it.  crack the riddle in my poetries and you’ll hear all
the details.  my cat ran outside yesterday.  i dont know if i’ll let
him back in.  its the third time in about 2 weeks.  i love him to
death, but i cant deal with the bugs he brings back inside.  i even give
him baths in flea and tick shampoo.  dont ask why i’m writing this.
ask why you’re reading it.  www.fark.net
www.wired.com  did you know you can
access my website through
radialmonster.isfunky.com?    did you know i also own
www.polkadottedpigs.com?
don’t ask.

Here is a great
compilation of Google’s
various logos they magically insert every so often just to see if
anyone’s paying attention.  Did
you know Google had a process even before
pigeonrank?
It was called MentalPlex
and could predict your search query to give you better results.

Want to see my latest purchase?  Yes, an

Ayumi album.  Heard it’s really good.

Gesh,
our country is
screwed up.  we are not united in anyway.  Recently a high court
made the pledge of allegiance unconstitutional or something like that.
Now, a student has been punished in another part of our country for
refusing
to recite the pledge of allegiance.

Hhahaha a joke
from a user on kuro5hin mocking
k5’s plea for money
earlier.  of course, the references to the circus chicken hypnotizer
are real.  if you didn’t find that news article in yesterday’s post then
you’re a loser already.

tonight, i found some
funny and interesting news
items.  count them!!

One news item!  This one sounds like my kind of woman!

Two news items!!  ok, it’s not funny when someone dies.  but at
least moby got his revenge.

three news items!!!  eat em up.

Four news items!!!!  I’ll be in this mans shoes when i die.

Five news items!!!!!  Vulgar language is a part of my everyday work
schedule.

Six news items!!!!!!  I dont even remember what i just linked.

Seven news items!!!!!!! Which button do i press if i want that one?
Eight news
items!!!!!!!!  Why was
http://www.fuckgeneralmotors.com/ even setup in the
first place?  read
here.
BTW, I can now link to www.npr.org legally.
thanks, i appreciate that.  whew

that was fun.  I guess that makes:  Nine news items!!!!!!!!!
ok i’m all done now. although i must confess my love for
Ayumi again.  I’d sign the fan club
if i could figure out how to read
kanji.  is it unamerican to not idolize an american pop star?
Brittney spears is hot, but she’s a slut, and her music doesn’t turn me on.
Ayumi can fill an entire stadium with no sweat.  And make every single one
of the spectators learn her new dance.  anyone that has so much charisma to
gather such a following is special.  i follow her cuz her music rocks and
she’s 90 pounds worth of

cuteness.  Wow, Ayu was in
Time
magazine?

sweet.