Month: October 2005

  • surveys

    spoken very fast, in obvious foreign accent, sounds asian
    yes my name is afwifowaifja239ga and i am doing a survey for network information weekly
    ok
    i need to verify some info fwfwojwf
    ok
    do you still do hardware
    do you still do software
    do yowwj still …
    (he kept talking faster and faster to the point i couldnt even understand him. i just kept saying yes, thats correct, etc..)

    this goes for like 5 minutes question after question yes after yes. finally at the end he says
    thanks for your time. you have been very nice and kind and you have a beautiful voice
    i said yes, bye

  • gesh

    ok go to tools and look for email accounts or accounts
    ok i went to tools but there’s no accounts
    ok did you click on tools?
    yes
    ok, try closing out of it and go back in
    ok do i do that by going to start
    no, you can close by going to file and exit
    ok i went to file but there’s no exit
    ok, how about click the x in the top right
    oh ok, yea
    i clicked on tools but it dont have accounts
    what do you have?
    it just says forward
    no, thats not the right tools. close out of your message and go back to your inbox
    how do i close?
    click on the top right x
    ok
    now click on tools and find accounts
    ok, but it’s still no accounts there.
    ok what do you have?
    just forward
    ok just close all this and we’ll use webmail
    do i click on tools or that little box?
    ok tools
    not the box?
    right
    oh well let me click on tools then
    yea you do that

    oh i give up
    yea i give up i was going to write ths entire conversation but its way tooo much
    oh my god
    ok i told her we needed to hang up and try it again and she said hang up what?
    hang up the phone
    hang who up?
    hang me up
    ok
    wait wait wait dont hang up yet.
    ok
    when we hang up then you tell it to connect
    ok so i tell this yes to connect then we hang up?
    no, we hang up first then you tell it to connect
    ok do this now
    yes
    (click)
    10 seconds later phone rings i just know its her
    hello how can i help you?
    yes
    yes?
    oh, who is this
    it’s me again
    oh, did you dial the service?
    what do you mean?
    did you tell it to connect?
    i’m not sure
    ok
    did you want to just bring the computer in?
    yes maybe i should just do that. i’ll get my husband to help unhook it
    ok, that would be better
    ok, talk to you later
    ok bye bye

    3 minutes later
    hello?
    yes, i tried to unplug it but couldnt
    mmm ok
    ok we’ll send someone out there