Author: RadialMonster

This is what happens when the normally above-reproach Wikipedia goes mental on a drug-fuelled binge-fest. Some content may NSFW

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Ever since i’ve switched to wordpress several years ago, a lot of my old content was lost. I had almost all my poetry online on my previous website. But it’s not a simple matter of just putting the files in the old places. Anyway, I’ve taken some time to put some old pieces in. Namely some having to do with the holiday. You’ll notice the archives menu on the left hand side goes all the way to 1994! Yes, i was writing in 1994. And you’ll notice in November and December I wrote several stories, one for Thanksgiving and some for Christmas. Check them out. Please. Comment on them. Please. I’m also adding older content as I can. Stay tuned and i’ll show you more.

if i traveled back in time and made an oil painting of a dinosaur, think he’d get mad?

why don’t latino’s speak latin?

spoken very fast, in obvious foreign accent, sounds asian
yes my name is afwifowaifja239ga and i am doing a survey for network information weekly
ok
i need to verify some info fwfwojwf
ok
do you still do hardware
do you still do software
do yowwj still …
(he kept talking faster and faster to the point i couldnt even understand him. i just kept saying yes, thats correct, etc..)

this goes for like 5 minutes question after question yes after yes. finally at the end he says
thanks for your time. you have been very nice and kind and you have a beautiful voice
i said yes, bye

ok go to tools and look for email accounts or accounts
ok i went to tools but there’s no accounts
ok did you click on tools?
yes
ok, try closing out of it and go back in
ok do i do that by going to start
no, you can close by going to file and exit
ok i went to file but there’s no exit
ok, how about click the x in the top right
oh ok, yea
i clicked on tools but it dont have accounts
what do you have?
it just says forward
no, thats not the right tools. close out of your message and go back to your inbox
how do i close?
click on the top right x
ok
now click on tools and find accounts
ok, but it’s still no accounts there.
ok what do you have?
just forward
ok just close all this and we’ll use webmail
do i click on tools or that little box?
ok tools
not the box?
right
oh well let me click on tools then
yea you do that

oh i give up
yea i give up i was going to write ths entire conversation but its way tooo much
oh my god
ok i told her we needed to hang up and try it again and she said hang up what?
hang up the phone
hang who up?
hang me up
ok
wait wait wait dont hang up yet.
ok
when we hang up then you tell it to connect
ok so i tell this yes to connect then we hang up?
no, we hang up first then you tell it to connect
ok do this now
yes
(click)
10 seconds later phone rings i just know its her
hello how can i help you?
yes
yes?
oh, who is this
it’s me again
oh, did you dial the service?
what do you mean?
did you tell it to connect?
i’m not sure
ok
did you want to just bring the computer in?
yes maybe i should just do that. i’ll get my husband to help unhook it
ok, that would be better
ok, talk to you later
ok bye bye

3 minutes later
hello?
yes, i tried to unplug it but couldnt
mmm ok
ok we’ll send someone out there

a dream : some friends and I were walking down the street in our small hometown. Some guy comes up and asks my friend if he likes porn. and we all say yea sure and this guy hands my friend a card and walks away. We take a look at the card and it says something to the effect to meet at this secret location for a party.
So, when the night comes, me and friends jump into a car, and drive out into the middle of no where. it’s the back country, through some overgrown field in the middle of the woods, we were afraid the car would get stuck on weeds. eventually the field ended in a pond, and according to the directions we were to continue to drive onto the pond. after much hesitation, that we did and the car drove right on top of the water. We moved to our destination at the far end of the pond and parked there. we waited and waited and nothing ever happened. until the water started to swirl, big blue circles came up from under the car, and the car was pulled underwater.
magically, our car was safe and sound on a new road. in the middle of some street and we were surrounded by people. we cranked the car and parked it. got out, and noticed the party. most people were in these outlandish costumes. music was blaring, people were everywhere just having fun.
at some point i met sarah. she was hot, she was all legs. really, just skin tight pants over the legs and it stopped right there. no torso, head, arms… just legs. but she was still hot. and she became my date apparantly. and we hung out, walked around that sort of thing.

and i dont remember what happend next. ahh well