Milestones

On the 100th episode of the Simpsons, Bart wrote on the blackboard “I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.” Does that mean anything to you today? But I won’t dwell on that. Tio used the bathroom on her newspaper today. Good job. It’s a shame they don’t just make rolls of paper like that you can buy in bulk to be used as a piss collector. How would you feel if you spent long hours writing an article, it was good enough to be published, thousands of people read it, and all that becomes of it is some creature dumps his load on it and then it’s put in a big metal barrel and burned. I feel bad every time I put a fresh batch down. I would hate to know that you do that to my website—lay the monitor on its side and drop your load onto the screen then close the browser window in haste. I felt creative tonight. I even loaded up FruityLoops to work on a song. But that’s as far as I got. So I came here. Let’s see what becomes of it.

A guy walked up to me today and asked about my past. I said why do you want to know about my past? He said he wanted to know my past because his past is the same as my past. Then if you already know your past, you know my past, so I have no reason to tell you anything. He said I don’t think you understand. I used to be you in my former life. Come on now, that can’t be. It is. See, when you die, you will become someone as well. Problem I have is I didn’t finish my mission my last life, so now you’re here to see if you can do it. If you don’t, then you will be replaced too. Why is this? How can this be? God has a will for everything. You are destined to do something really great, but you may be distracted by evil. You will dishonor your God and you will have to be replaced so you can continue your quest. Then what is my quest? I cannot tell you that. My quest is to finish this story, and I can already tell that’s not going to happen. So see ya.

Ok, that was fun. Did you know America has been donated 14 cows from a tribe in Kenya? Like just this week. Read all about it.