tonight, i found some
funny and interesting news
items.  count them!!

One news item!  This one sounds like my kind of woman!

Two news items!!  ok, it’s not funny when someone dies.  but at
least moby got his revenge.

three news items!!!  eat em up.

Four news items!!!!  I’ll be in this mans shoes when i die.

Five news items!!!!!  Vulgar language is a part of my everyday work
schedule.

Six news items!!!!!!  I dont even remember what i just linked.

Seven news items!!!!!!! Which button do i press if i want that one?
Eight news
items!!!!!!!!  Why was
http://www.fuckgeneralmotors.com/ even setup in the
first place?  read
here.
BTW, I can now link to www.npr.org legally.
thanks, i appreciate that.  whew

that was fun.  I guess that makes:  Nine news items!!!!!!!!!
ok i’m all done now. although i must confess my love for
Ayumi again.  I’d sign the fan club
if i could figure out how to read
kanji.  is it unamerican to not idolize an american pop star?
Brittney spears is hot, but she’s a slut, and her music doesn’t turn me on.
Ayumi can fill an entire stadium with no sweat.  And make every single one
of the spectators learn her new dance.  anyone that has so much charisma to
gather such a following is special.  i follow her cuz her music rocks and
she’s 90 pounds worth of

cuteness.  Wow, Ayu was in
Time
magazine?

sweet.