and the hits keep coming

and the hits keep coming. Cirque du Soleil will be coming to my area in March. Another show I thought I may never see. I originally saw a recording of one of their shows at my good friend Scott’s house. Very odd stuff, but I’m odd and Scott may be even odder so I liked it. To say it’s a circus is a grand understatement. It’s performance art with talent.

I was going to finally see them in Disney World a few years ago. I had reservations. Front row even! But alas the plans crumbled along with the then relationship. There is a permanent show in Las Vegas from my understanding. Now, there is a permanent show in Disney World too. But in March, they’ll be coming to town so I’ll be there.

Just some random links to keep you busy. At what point will the entire bible be found written on stone tablets? A new sea may be forming in Africa. Should the US negotiate with North Korea? Ever seen a 60 foot lava lamp?

I’ve always wanted to get a bunch of friends to drive down the interstate with me side by side at exactly the speed limit to block all the speeders. Problem is all of my friends are the speeders. Now, looks like the cops will do it for me.

There’s not much paraphrasing I can do to this, so here’s it: “A Russian man who murdered his friend in a drunken argument and then minced and flavored his body for a meal, was jailed for 12 years..” Only thing I can say is 12 years?

Supreme Court justice says screw the constitution, there’s too much separation between church and state.

Conspiracy time? Who you gonna believe, The Register or RIAA? It’s ok, I just heard from Andrew from The Register, he says stay tuned. So be sure to keep checking the Reg.

This girl wants some money so she can get implants. I told her I thought they looked just fine already. Let her know what you think. But of course, you can’t have one without the other. So, here’s the guy who wants a wanker job. I told him he’d be better off putting his pants back on.

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The US government (military no doubt) is now fighting war with spam.

The computer company I work for has no recycling program at all, save for me taking the plastic bottles and aluminum cans home each week for me to recycle.

Do you believe aliens exist? Ward off those evil aliens with the official no aliens sticker. Courtesy of my good friend Marshall. Thanks dude.