and the hits keep
coming.  Cirque du Soleil will
be coming to my area in March.  Another show i thought I may never see.
I originally saw a recording of one of their shows at my good friend Scott’s
house.  Very odd stuff, but i’m odd and Scott may be even odder so i liked
it.  To say it’s a circus is a grand understatement.  It’s performance
art with talent.  I was going to finally see them.  In Disney World a
few years ago.  I had reservations.  Front row even!  but alas
the plans crumbled along with the then relationship.  There is a permanent
show in Las Vegas from my understanding.  Now, there is a permanent show in
Disney World too.  but, in March, they’ll be coming to town so i’ll be
there.  just some random links to keep you busy.  at what point will
the entire bible be found written on
stone tablets?  A
new sea may be forming in
Africa.  Should the US
negotiate with North
Korea?  Ever seen a

60 foot lava lamp?  I’ve always wanted to get a bunch of friends to
drive down the interstate with me side by side at exactly the speed limit to
block all the speeders.  Problem is all of my friends are the speeders.
Now, looks like the cops will
do it for me.
There’s not much paraphrasing i can do to this,

so here’s it:  “A Russian man who murdered his friend in a drunken
argument and then minced and flavored his body for a meal, was jailed for 12
years..”  Only thing i can say is 12 years?  Supreme court justice
says screw the
constitution, there’s too much separation between church and state.
Conspiracy time?  Who you gonna believe,
The Register or
RIAA?  it’s ok, i
just heard from Andrew from The Register,
he says stay tuned. so be sure to keep checking the Reg. This girl wants some
money so she can get implants.  I
told her i thought they looked just fine already.  let her know what you
think.  But of course, you cant have one without the other.  So,
here’s the guy who wants a wanker job.
I told him he’d be better off putting his pants back on.
nowedonthaveawebsite.com
the US government (military
no doubt) is now fighting
war with spam.  The computer company I work for
has no recycling program
at all, save for me taking the plastic bottles and aluminum cans home each week
for me to recycle.  Do you believe aliens exist?  Ward off those evil
aliens with the official no
aliens sticker.   courtesy of my good friend Marshall.
Thanks dude.