Hidden Signals & Mixed Messages

I help you talk to aliens. Some of you have been wondering what the deal is here recently. The slight observers of you noticed my web page completely black for the past week. The completely confused of you thought the page had disappeared or something was wrong with your computer. The remembering of you thought it was a predecessor to the new web page. (still in production) The very astute of you found the secret hidden message. But, alas it turns out the black page with the hidden message was all just part of an elaborate plan to catch the attention of a particular lady. I absolutely hate asking a girl out. I think it’s embarrassing. Others have told me I’m too proud. But there’s a fine line between being too proud and not wanting to get hurt. If I don’t ask, I won’t get rejected. But I don’t mind asking if I’m relatively sure of success. So, I drop hints, leave clues that would give me an idea for the go-ahead. A teddy bear and candy gift basket on Valentine’s Day, and a series of unreturned messages and elaborate, just downright trickery should have led the victim to this page with the black writing. A phone call would have ensued that a website they were visiting had a problem and the secret message would be revealed. The resulting reaction would determine the future. yea, I’m psycho. alas, it all went unnoticed. but, in the event you, and you know who you are I hope, do eventually see this, call me. My problem is I mistake kindness for flirting and flirting for kindness. It’s hard for me to judge the intentions of a lady. it’s gotta be pretty obvious or I’ll walk away and say to myself wow, she sure was nice. or wow what a great smile. or I’ll walk away and think maybe something was there, when there wasn’t. I pull up into a drive-through and the cute lady at the window compliments me on my car. is that flirting? I express love for the artist of a CD I find on someone’s desk. I’m constantly asked why I’m single or when am I getting married. It all turns out that the girls I’m interested in aren’t interested in me and the girls interested in me I’m not interested in. In other words, I’m too picky. so when I find an interest, I have to let them know cuz it’s few and far between.

Now, on with the show. Have you seen the mlife commercial where the couple gets on the bus and there’s no seats together? they sit separately and send messages back and forth on their phones. The background music sings “She’ll talk to you with no one else around But only if you’re able to entertain her” If you listen to the whole song, you’ll see the song is hardly a love song. Get the CD by Kings Of Convenience and listen to Toxic Girl.

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