If you’re in for a laugh check out my own whootafied song versions of Let it Snow, and Winter Wonderland. If you like to read, also check out my adventure tale of an unnamed kid in The Christmas Boss, and read about Christmas Beginnings. The town of Franklinton asked to use my photo’s of the 2008 Christmas Parade on their website. You can check out all the pictures I have for past Christmas stuff on flickr.
So I found a recipe for ‘old fashioned tea cakes’. My grandma used to make these and everyone loved them. I still have a few stored away. Yes, they’re 15 years old or something but they still at least smell as good as new! Anyway, my attempt has twice now turned out marginally better than this guys:
I started out very genuine with all the right ingredients from a recipe I found. 
Mixed all my stuff together and proceeded to cut out the cookies. 
But they weren’t nearly what grandma used to make.
A second attempt didnt prove any more useful. 
Until finally I ended up making a new type of cookie from another recipe which did end up turning out great. 
You can see the adventure on my cookie making flickr set.
Flora Cindy has been messaging me all weekend about how much she already loves me. Today I had the chance to screw with ‘her’
floracindy: I fill like coming to meet you,am tired of Nigeria.Love you to death.Kisses&Hugges
radialmonster: Well my circus is travelling this year. would you travel with me?
floracindy: Yes love
radialmonster: We’re currently on a ferry from siberia. Heading back home before winter starts
floracindy: Which time are will going to talk because i want to sign out now,or will you send me my flight money to come and meet you,waiting for your replie
radialmonster: can your plane land on open ocean?
floracindy: No
radialmonster: well i’m not sure how we’ll meet
radialmonster: you’re in nigeria right?
floracindy: Am wating for your reply,you can send the money through western union,it will cost me like 500us dollars love,
radialmonster: well I’m heading to Ubuntu now
radialmonster: I can send a camel caravan
radialmonster: I have lots of goats
floracindy: Why
radialmonster: Thats where i’m based
radialmonster: it would be much cheaper than flying
radialmonster: Camels are great for this
radialmonster: does your family need any camels? I can leave them some for payment for your services
radialmonster: i mean because we’re going to fuck right?
Time passed
floracindy: You can send the money of the camel
The next day
floracindy: Hello love how you doing today?
radialmonster : im good how are you?
floracindy : Thanks,what about the 500 us dollars i told you that i need my love.
radialmonster : I didnt think that was our agreement
radialmonster : I have a caravan heading towards Nigeria right now
radialmonster: They left this morning
radialmonster: It took a while to get them rounded up
radialmonster I need to know where they need to go before they get too far away
floracindy : Dont you want to send me the 500 us dollars again love
radialmonster : The agreement was that I would leave your family 3 camels and a herd of goates. You want more?
radialmonster : If I send more now I will have to send someone else to catch up with the caravan.
radialmonster : Perhaps a swallow.
radialmonster : Should I use an African or European?
floracindy : Use africa,but i told you that i want to buy goods to my shop here in nigeria so i dont need goat and camel
floracindy : I want to go to the state on saturday so i need 500us dollars before saturday to complete with the 1000us dollars that is with me my love.
radialmonster : Well I think you misunderstood. I’m not going to the states anytime soon either.
radialmonster : I’m living in Ubuntu right now
floracindy: Will you send me the money pls pls pls
radialmonster : But my love, why would I pay for you to go to the states to live when I am not going to the states.
radialmonster : I’m really disappointed that you don’t want to join me. You said you would travel with me in my circus.
radialmonster : I already have 3 elephants trained for you
floracindy: I promise to travel with ur circus but i want to go to the state to go and buy goods,can you pay for my flight,i will bear with you
floracindy : I dont want my bussines to cut off
radialmonster : what business are you in
radialmonster : ?
no response
kimberly_lisa001: Hello
kimberly_lisa001: how are u doing
radialmonster: Hello
radialmonster: how are u doing
kimberly_lisa001: care to chat am kim by name from match i saw yur name on it and i would love to chat with u if u dont mind
kimberly_lisa001: am doing grate and u
kimberly_lisa001: am Kim by name and u
radialmonster: where are you from
kimberly_lisa001: am from usa but right now in uk and u
radialmonster: i’m in Ubuntu
kimberly_lisa001: ohhh that usa right..?
radialmonster: It’s between Ghana and the Nigger River
kimberly_lisa001: ohhh ic
kimberly_lisa001: scammer
radialmonster: Thanks, but I already figured that out
kimberly_lisa001: wat
radialmonster: That you’re a scammer. But if you’d like to announce it thats fine too
kimberly_lisa001: wat did u mean
radialmonster: i mean to say
radialmonster: fuck off scammer
All the pictures are uploaded… except for like 10. If anyone wants to help figure out which ones they are you’ll win the internets.
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