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    im waiting for my turn. she’s right beside me. i cant even type this without fear of her seeing. ok im stopping then

  • Money scammer continued

    Peter Johnson: Hello Mr.Phil
    Peter Johnson: How are you doing today.?
    radialmonster: I’m really good how are you doing ?
    Peter Johnson: I have not heard from you ever since and starting to be getting worried
    Peter Johnson: Ok
    radialmonster: I have not heard from my Sandy either.
    Peter Johnson: But have you inform her
    radialmonster: Yes, she is awating a chat from you.
    radialmonster: She is in Ghana already
    radialmonster: sandybabyforreal
    Peter Johnson: Yes i have already sent my daughter to her
    radialmonster: Ah that’s great to hear
    Peter Johnson: So i am just waiting to hear from you before we can proceed with this transaction
    Peter Johnson: Mr.Phil if i may asked how old are you.?
    radialmonster: As well, I am also waiting for Sandy’s input
    Peter Johnson: Ok
    Peter Johnson: So as soon as you hear from her we can go with this right>>?
    radialmonster: i’m anxious to get this squared up
    Peter Johnson: Ok
    Peter Johnson: Thanks
    radialmonster: thank you
    Peter Johnson: I will try and make sure that Sandy get intouch with you before this week runs out
    radialmonster: please do
    Peter Johnson: so that we can start off with the transaction immediately
    radialmonster: Ok. May god bless the rains down in africa
    Peter Johnson: and you as well
    Peter Johnson: Please can i have your telephone number
    radialmonster: (202) 686-4520   **** Number to the Ghana Embassy in Washington DC
    Peter Johnson: thanks for number
    radialmonster: sure
    radialmonster: take care
    Peter Johnson: is it a cel phone and land phone?
    radialmonster: land
    radialmonster: it gets redirected to sandy occasionally also.
    Peter Johnson: i need your mobile phone
    radialmonster: i don’t have a mobile phone, I get no reception
    Peter Johnson: so that i can be sending you sms sometimes
    radialmonster: let me see
    Peter Johnson: Please try
    Peter Johnson: It very important
    Peter Johnson: Ok
    BUZZ!!!
    radialmonster: hang on
    Peter Johnson: Ok
    Peter Johnson: Still waiting Mr.Phil
    radialmonster: i’m having trouble getting a number ****(i’m asking /b/ if anybody wants to fuck with him, no one responds)
    Peter Johnson: Please try
    Peter Johnson: Ok
    Peter Johnson: I need it badly
    Peter Johnson: for faster communication
    Peter Johnson: Mr.Phil
    Peter Johnson: I have to go to bed now
    Peter Johnson: So you can mail me your cel phone number,Your Full names and address
    radialmonster: ok well i hoped to get a # from a friend
    radialmonster: i already told you i dont have a cell phone
    Peter Johnson: through my private email
    Peter Johnson: pette233john3@yahoo.com
    Peter Johnson: and call me once you done that
    Peter Johnson: ok
    Peter Johnson: My number is +233-249-295-392
    Peter Johnson: So that we can start the process
    Peter Johnson: but sure will let your Sandy talk to you soonest concerning what we have agreed
    Peter Johnson: Ok
    radialmonster: is that your cell #?
    Peter Johnson: yes
    radialmonster: ok
    Peter Johnson: Send me your infomation and call me ok
    Peter Johnson: So i will be waiting for your call and your e-mail
    Peter Johnson: ok
    Peter Johnson: bye for now
    radialmonster: good night
    Peter Johnson: Before i wake up from sleep please i need to receive your e-mail ok
    radialmonster: where do you expect me to get a number from if i dont have one?
    Peter Johnson: hope you have my e-mail
    Peter Johnson: send me the land phone number
    Peter Johnson: we can manage it for a moment
    radialmonster: I did already
    Peter Johnson: Send it in my e-mail
    radialmonster: 202  686-4520
    Peter Johnson: ok
    Peter Johnson: send me e-mail with your full name and address
    Peter Johnson: ok
    Peter Johnson: bye
    radialmonster: bye
    Peter Johnson: i wait for your email
    Peter Johnson: bye

  • New scammer *sigh*

    Some new guy contacted me today.  I’m going attempt to get this scammer to talk to my ‘girlfriend’ who lives in Ghana.  This fake girlfriend is actually another scammer who has been contacting me.  See additional chats from ‘her’ below.

    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:55:48 AM): How are you doing over there..?
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 10:58:49 AM): im good how are you over there?
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:20 AM): I’m also fine
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:37 AM): Thanks for taking your time talking to me
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:48 AM): May good God bless you
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:49 AM): Amen
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:00:09 AM): Please did you receive the e-mail i just sent to you.?
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:00:56 AM): may the holy spirit of Ubuntu bless your rains as well
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:01:40 AM): no i dont believe i have any email from you
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:01:43 AM): who are you?
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:01:50 AM): Thanks
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:02:18 AM): Please I want you to add me with this yahoo id
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:02:35 AM): pette233john3@yahoo.com
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:02:48 AM): So that we can talk further
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:04:21 AM): Hello Mr.Phil
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:05:11 AM): It will be a great pleasure knowing ourself and i also known that it will be a blessing to both
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:05:43 AM): I am Mr Peter Johnson
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:06:04 AM): Just accept it ok
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:06:15 AM): I have added you..
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:08:53 AM): Congratulations
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:09:16 AM): Thanks
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:09:34 AM): Please have you been able to read the email?
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:12:17 AM): no i didnt get an email
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:12:32 AM): Ok
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:12:40 AM): Let me brief you online
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:13:00 AM): ok
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:12 AM): Or can you give me your direct email id to re-send the mesage again
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:13:29 AM): actually i do see your email i’m sorry
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:38 AM): Ok
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:53 AM): Please take time and read it carefully
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:59 AM): and get to me
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:14:14 AM): i will do thanks
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:14:29 AM): God bless you..
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:14:55 AM): I hope you have fully understand all the contents?
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:16:23 AM): let me read it
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:16:41 AM): Read it caefully
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:16:42 AM): ok
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:21:01 AM): Still waiting Phil..
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:21:21 AM): Ok
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:22:13 AM): is very detailed
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:23:32 AM): Ok
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:24:01 AM): i’m not a very good reader sometimes
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:24:33 AM): You mean you did’nt not understand what i need you to do for me?
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:25:45 AM): Hello
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:02 AM): Please i need your insatant writing
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:05 AM): Ok
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:13 AM): Let me know what you mean
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:26:25 AM): i am at work and can’t talk instantly. maybe you shoudl talk to someone else
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:47 AM): Someone like who?
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:26:59 AM): well actually you’re in luck
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:08 AM): Mr,Phil
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:27:09 AM): i see from your email that this is related to Ghana
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:17 AM): Yes
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:27:28 AM): I actually have a lover in Ghana
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:41 AM): I just need your assistance in helping me
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:53 AM): To receive money into your account
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:28:59 AM): Ok
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:29:09 AM): I will contact my girlfriend Sandy in Ghana
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:29:35 AM): Please understand that this is confidential business
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:02 AM): She has full power of attorney to my account.
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:30:12 AM): I dont want anyone elso to know about it before transferring the fund out of the bank
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:32 AM): Can I get her to contact you?
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:37 AM): or perhaps you can contact her?
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:43 AM): Her name on yahoo is sandybabyforreal
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:30:44 AM): right
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:31:06 AM): please kindly give me her full contact details
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:31:14 AM): her email address
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:31:18 AM): sandybabyforreal@yahoo.com
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:31:23 AM): and her telephone number
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:31:50 AM): she is not at a telephone number at this time. She’s visiting a friend that works in the circus there.
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:32:05 AM): Ok
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:32:30 AM): So let me know what i have to tell her ok
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:33:40 AM): So that she can inform you after talking with her
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:38:16 AM): Hello Mr.Phil
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:38:23 AM): Talk to me
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:39:50 AM): Are you there..?
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:40:12 AM): You can call me anytime with this cel number
    Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:40:38 AM): Or Tell her to contact me you have my e-mail address
    radialmonster (3/4/2008 12:01:36 PM): sorry i have to go to lunch now

  • Short scammer chat from yesterday

    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:35:36 PM): hello
    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:36:23 PM): u there?
    radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:39:40 PM): hi
    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:39:47 PM): hi
    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:39:51 PM): how are u
    radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:40:07 PM): hm busy here, working you?
    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:40:34 PM): i am at the internet cafe chating u
    radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:41:07 PM): did you order a drink?
    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:41:23 PM): no
    radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:56:52 PM): can you order me a hot chocoloate?
    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:57:13 PM): i am at the internet cafe
    radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:57:37 PM): i know, dont they sell hot chocolate?
    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:57:54 PM): no
    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:58:01 PM): we only browse
    radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:58:01 PM): oh, well what do they have?
    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:58:13 PM): only drinks
    radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:58:21 PM): ah. i want a pepsi
    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:58:28 PM): ok
    radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:58:35 PM): can you get me one?
    sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:59:35 PM): how do i give it to u
    radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:59:42 PM): i’m goign to come there

    I never got any more responses aha

  • Alexandra Williams

    Todays waste of time.  In which i include some random jack handy quotes again toward the end.

    radialmonster: good evening
    Alex Williams: how are you
    radialmonster: im good, busy at work you?
    Alex Williams: oh ic
    Alex Williams: i have a noce flight
    Alex Williams: you never boerder to leave me a note rather
    radialmonster: did you arrive safely?
    Alex Williams: yes i did
    radialmonster: congratulations
    Alex Williams: why you never leave me an email
    radialmonster: i didnt want to bother you.  i imagine you’ve been quite bus
    radialmonster: y
    Alex Williams: well not really thoug
    Alex Williams: you would at least drop me a note
    Alex Williams: that is not an excuse
    radialmonster: oh.  you should start work soon though
    Alex Williams: well i already start
    Alex Williams: am even off work
    Alex Williams: it late here
    radialmonster: oh.  what is your first project?
    Alex Williams: 8:00am
    Alex Williams: sorry pm
    Alex Williams: so wat are you upto
    Alex Williams: ?
    radialmonster: i’m working now.
    radialmonster: what is your first project?
    Alex Williams: well it strictly on construtions
    radialmonster: yes, you explained that.  but i’m curious as to what kind of stuff you do
    Alex Williams: i thoug i have discuss this with ya before
    Alex Williams: havent i ??
    radialmonster: no you only said you’re a civil engineer
    Alex Williams: oh
    Alex Williams: well am into buildings construtions
    radialmonster: oh
    radialmonster: i can tell you dont want to discuss your work
    Alex Williams: why not
    Alex Williams: wat did you wanna know abt it
    Alex Williams: i tell
    radialmonster: i want to know how you’re helping the people there
    radialmonster: it’s a noble thing to give so much of your life for the benefit of your fellow mankind
    Alex Williams: k
    Alex Williams: hmm cool
    Alex Williams: well actually my work is kinda streess
    Alex Williams: but for now my first project is to buils some buildings
    Alex Williams: etc
    radialmonster: yes i understand how a stressful job can be
    Alex Williams: oh teah
    Alex Williams: you at work
    Alex Williams: ???
    radialmonster: yes at work now
    Alex Williams: ok
    Alex Williams: so hen do you get off work
    radialmonster: about 5 hous
    Alex Williams: oh ok
    Alex Williams: so babe wat did you really feel or think abt me
    Alex Williams: ???
    radialmonster: I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
    Alex Williams: oh really
    Alex Williams: ???
    Alex Williams: and how can i be sure of that anywayb
    Alex Williams: ?
    radialmonster: Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That’s called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot.
    Alex Williams: oh yeah i agree
    Alex Williams: so now did you ever plan to love
    BUZZ!!!
    BUZZ!!!
    Alex Williams: guess you busy
    Alex Williams: well maybe we chat later then
    radialmonster: yes i’d like to love.  i have lost a dog recently that i loved so its very sad
    Alex Williams: i have to do somethings now
    Alex Williams: k
    Alex Williams: ?
    radialmonster: oh ok then
    radialmonster: it was good to hear you made it safely
    Alex Williams: ok
    Alex Williams: babe i will talk with ya later ok
    Alex Williams: i care
    Alex Williams: later
    radialmonster: ok take care
    radialmonster: bye
    Alex Williams: <HUGS>

  • Ghana Embassy For use later

    I found the Ghana embassy info in DC

    http://www.ghana-embassy.org/
    3512 International Dr. N.W
    Washington DC 20008

    Tel: (202) 686-4520 to 4526
    Fax: (202) 686-4527

    Email: info@ghanaembassy.org

    If all goes well I will give this info to one of these scammers when they ask for my info

  • Friday night scammer fun

    sandybabyforreal: hi
    radialmonster: hi
    sandybabyforreal: <ding>
    sandybabyforreal: u there?
    radialmonster: hi
    sandybabyforreal: hi
    radialmonster: do i know you?
    sandybabyforreal: how are u doing?
    radialmonster: who are you? where are you from?
    sandybabyforreal: its ghana
    radialmonster: oh i’ve heard of ghonnerea
    radialmonster: so is that africa?
    sandybabyforreal: yes
    radialmonster: i bless the rains down in africaaaaaaa
    sandybabyforreal: what is your name?
    radialmonster: toto … like the dog
    sandybabyforreal: is your name toto?
    radialmonster: um yes why?
    sandybabyforreal: nothing
    sandybabyforreal: u in usa?
    radialmonster: no, I’m in ubuntu
    sandybabyforreal: where is ubuntu
    radialmonster: on the border of ghana and the nigger river
    sandybabyforreal: are you african?
    radialmonster: no i’m american i came here for work
    sandybabyforreal: when are u going back?
    radialmonster: i’m going back someday come what may. busy here performing now
    radialmonster: tell me about you
    sandybabyforreal: i am sandra
    sandybabyforreal: 23 yrs
    sandybabyforreal: from ghana
    sandybabyforreal: i just completed the university
    radialmonster: of hard knocks?
    sandybabyforreal: i am the only child of my parents
    sandybabyforreal: i like listening to music and making love
    radialmonster: do you like making love after nothing at all?
    sandybabyforreal: how
    radialmonster: i know just where to touch you and i know what to prove…
    sandybabyforreal: where
    radialmonster: where your buffalo roam
    sandybabyforreal: ok
    sandybabyforreal: i will meet u later in the day ok
    radialmonster: do you know where i am right now?
    sandybabyforreal: bye
    radialmonster: but we just met

  • alexandra williams another scam in progress 2

    Chat today from Alexandra – note that it was like 2pm.  If she is in Miami as she says it certainly isn’t evening for her.  His local time would have been around 10pm

    Alex Williams: helo
    radialmonster: good evening

    Alex Williams: how are you doing
    radialmonster: good.  working here you
    Alex Williams: well am abt to leave
    Alex Williams: so i decide to come see ya online
    Alex Williams: before i leve
    radialmonster: where are you going?
    Alex Williams: i told you yesterday
    Alex Williams: westafrica
    radialmonster: oh you mean there.  you’re leaving so soon?
    Alex Williams: oh yeah
    radialmonster: did you get a work visa or do you have some other arrangements?
    Alex Williams: other arrangement
    radialmonster: why so secretive?
    Alex Williams: nope
    Alex Williams: is just that is on contract basic
    Alex Williams: thats is why
    radialmonster: i see.  maybe you can visit home too while you’re so cloes  (**Her ‘home’ is in China)
    Alex Williams: we sign an agreement that we gonna be responsible for the whole thing
    radialmonster: close
    Alex Williams: oh yeah
    Alex Williams: maybe i can vist you
    Alex Williams: how would that be
    Alex Williams: ??
    radialmonster: well i dont live in west africa
    radialmonster: i have a friend that lives near there
    Alex Williams: oh ic
    Alex Williams: so where it is
    Alex Williams: ?
    radialmonster: he lives in Ubuntu, so that’s pretty close  (**To get the joke read this other post) (** i haven’t written the other post yet!  check back later)
    Alex Williams: oh ic
    radialmonster: would you go see him for me?
    Alex Williams: well i have to leave shortly
    Alex Williams: ok
    radialmonster: ok have a safe trip then
    Alex Williams: ok 
    Alex Williams: then
    Alex Williams: later
    radialmonster: bye
    Alex Williams has signed out. (2/29/2008 4:02 PM)

  • another scam in progress

    This person found me on friendster and started emailing and chatting. I’ve already traced the IP address to Nigeria.  So far the story is she is originally from china, but now lives in miami.  She’s instantly in love with me and wants to form a long lasting relationship. aha.  the intent is to string along the scammer to waste their time.  hopefully get some lulz out of it too.  here’s some text from today:

    Alex Williams: hello
    radialmonster: hi
    Alex Williams: how are you doing
    Alex Williams: ?
    BUZZ!!!
    Alex Williams: you busy
    Alex Williams: ?
    radialmonster: i’m at work.  how are you
    Alex Williams: am fine
    Alex Williams: how is it going with you
    Alex Williams: i realy miss chatin with ya online thoug
    radialmonster: i’m great.  aww sorry to hear that
    Alex Williams: ?
    Alex Williams: well i have a news for you thoug
    Alex Williams: can you guess
    radialmonster: hm i’m not really sure
    radialmonster: you’re going to the circus?
    Alex Williams: ??
    Alex Williams: hmmm
    Alex Williams: well i was awarded a contract
    Alex Williams: which i need to travel
    Alex Williams: overseas
    radialmonster: well thats good if thats what you want to do
    Alex Williams: you sound not happy
    radialmonster: why do you say that?
    radialmonster: just because you were awarded a contract doesnt mean you actually want to do it
    Alex Williams: well it on a individual company
    Alex Williams: and you know i have to wrok to make more
    radialmonster: money doesn’t give happiness
    Alex Williams: how
    Alex Williams: ??
    Alex Williams: so you mean i should n
    radialmonster: it does not.  being more wealthy can’t make someone more happy. there’s a point where once you reach a certian amount of money, more money doesnt matter
    Alex Williams: not go right
    Alex Williams: ?
    radialmonster: i didnt say not go. i said do what you feel will be best for you
    Alex Williams: hmm oh ic
    Alex Williams: so babe hope you gonna keep in touch
    radialmonster: what do you mean
    Alex Williams: as in email me and stuff
    Alex Williams: cause i will be goin with laptop
    radialmonster: oh so you’ve decided already?
    Alex Williams: yes
    radialmonster: well congratulations.  where are you going
    Alex Williams: westafrica
    Alex Williams: ever been there
    Alex Williams: ?
    radialmonster: i have a friend that has been there
    Alex Williams: oh really
    radialmonster: my mom has been there also
    Alex Williams: oh that is fine
    Alex Williams: to do what
    radialmonster: missionary work with chruch
    Alex Williams: oh ic
    Alex Williams: thats cool
    Alex Williams: so wat time did you get off work
    Alex Williams: ?]
    radialmonster: in about 30 minutes i hope
    radialmonster: but i may have to work over at my second job
    Alex Williams: oh wat ur second job
    Alex Williams: ??
    radialmonster: same thing as my day job just on my own
    Alex Williams: oh that cool
    Alex Williams: so you miss me at all
    Alex Williams: ??
    radialmonster: you havent even left yet!
    Alex Williams: hmmm
    Alex Williams: hmmmm
    Alex Williams: that does not matter thoug
    radialmonster: when do you leave
    Alex Williams: on friday night
    Alex Williams: i will let you know thoug
    radialmonster: wow so early
    radialmonster: you already have your belongings ready to go?
    Alex Williams: i will get that aranged today thoug
    radialmonster: i see
    radialmonster: well good luck
    Alex Williams: hope yoi  gonna keep in touch
    radialmonster: be safe
    radialmonster: about to leave work.  later
    Alex Williams: ok babe
    Alex Williams: email me later k
    Alex Williams: ??
    radialmonster: ifi dont have to work, i’ll see
    Alex Williams: ok babe
    Alex Williams: you takecare and keep in touch
    Alex Williams: k

  • scams

    “pamela” has been im’ing me for a few days now.  Just says Hi, are you there sort of thing.  I have no idea who this is so I reply back with “who are you”.  I never get a response.  Just the next day I get another “are you there”.  Today ‘pamela’ caught me online and i decided to play along:

    pamela.cambell: BUZZ!!!
    pamela.cambell: “Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you’ll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you.”

    pamela.cambell: u there hunnie
    radialmonster: hi
    pamela.cambell: hi too ive been longin to talk with u huneio
    pamela.cambell: u were always on mobile hunie
    BUZZ!!!
    radialmonster: yes.  but you have still not answered my question
    pamela.cambell: wat question hunnie
    radialmonster: do i know you?
    pamela.cambell: u tell me
    pamela.cambell: hawz that
    radialmonster: that it is
    pamela.cambell: “I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you.”

    pamela.cambell: “The more I know you, the more I love you.”

    BUZZ!!!
    BUZZ!!!

    **At this point I see the stupid quotes thing going on, the buzzing’s bothering me, and I decide to quote some stuff too.  I fire back with some random Jack Handy quotes:

    radialmonster: “Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.”
    pamela.cambell: wat u talkin about hunnie
    radialmonster: i’m just saying
    radialmonster: “The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.”
    BUZZ!!!

    ** About an hour passes so I give it one last shot:

    radialmonster: i miss you