im waiting for my turn. she’s right beside me. i cant even type this without fear of her seeing. ok im stopping then

Peter Johnson: Hello Mr.Phil
Peter Johnson: How are you doing today.?
radialmonster: I’m really good how are you doing ?
Peter Johnson: I have not heard from you ever since and starting to be getting worried
Peter Johnson: Ok
radialmonster: I have not heard from my Sandy either.
Peter Johnson: But have you inform her
radialmonster: Yes, she is awating a chat from you.
radialmonster: She is in Ghana already
radialmonster: sandybabyforreal
Peter Johnson: Yes i have already sent my daughter to her
radialmonster: Ah that’s great to hear
Peter Johnson: So i am just waiting to hear from you before we can proceed with this transaction
Peter Johnson: Mr.Phil if i may asked how old are you.?
radialmonster: As well, I am also waiting for Sandy’s input
Peter Johnson: Ok
Peter Johnson: So as soon as you hear from her we can go with this right>>?
radialmonster: i’m anxious to get this squared up
Peter Johnson: Ok
Peter Johnson: Thanks
radialmonster: thank you
Peter Johnson: I will try and make sure that Sandy get intouch with you before this week runs out
radialmonster: please do
Peter Johnson: so that we can start off with the transaction immediately
radialmonster: Ok. May god bless the rains down in africa
Peter Johnson: and you as well
Peter Johnson: Please can i have your telephone number
radialmonster: (202) 686-4520   **** Number to the Ghana Embassy in Washington DC
Peter Johnson: thanks for number
radialmonster: sure
radialmonster: take care
Peter Johnson: is it a cel phone and land phone?
radialmonster: land
radialmonster: it gets redirected to sandy occasionally also.
Peter Johnson: i need your mobile phone
radialmonster: i don’t have a mobile phone, I get no reception
Peter Johnson: so that i can be sending you sms sometimes
radialmonster: let me see
Peter Johnson: Please try
Peter Johnson: It very important
Peter Johnson: Ok
BUZZ!!!
radialmonster: hang on
Peter Johnson: Ok
Peter Johnson: Still waiting Mr.Phil
radialmonster: i’m having trouble getting a number ****(i’m asking /b/ if anybody wants to fuck with him, no one responds)
Peter Johnson: Please try
Peter Johnson: Ok
Peter Johnson: I need it badly
Peter Johnson: for faster communication
Peter Johnson: Mr.Phil
Peter Johnson: I have to go to bed now
Peter Johnson: So you can mail me your cel phone number,Your Full names and address
radialmonster: ok well i hoped to get a # from a friend
radialmonster: i already told you i dont have a cell phone
Peter Johnson: through my private email
Peter Johnson: pette233john3@yahoo.com
Peter Johnson: and call me once you done that
Peter Johnson: ok
Peter Johnson: My number is +233-249-295-392
Peter Johnson: So that we can start the process
Peter Johnson: but sure will let your Sandy talk to you soonest concerning what we have agreed
Peter Johnson: Ok
radialmonster: is that your cell #?
Peter Johnson: yes
radialmonster: ok
Peter Johnson: Send me your infomation and call me ok
Peter Johnson: So i will be waiting for your call and your e-mail
Peter Johnson: ok
Peter Johnson: bye for now
radialmonster: good night
Peter Johnson: Before i wake up from sleep please i need to receive your e-mail ok
radialmonster: where do you expect me to get a number from if i dont have one?
Peter Johnson: hope you have my e-mail
Peter Johnson: send me the land phone number
Peter Johnson: we can manage it for a moment
radialmonster: I did already
Peter Johnson: Send it in my e-mail
radialmonster: 202  686-4520
Peter Johnson: ok
Peter Johnson: send me e-mail with your full name and address
Peter Johnson: ok
Peter Johnson: bye
radialmonster: bye
Peter Johnson: i wait for your email
Peter Johnson: bye

Some new guy contacted me today.  I’m going attempt to get this scammer to talk to my ‘girlfriend’ who lives in Ghana.  This fake girlfriend is actually another scammer who has been contacting me.  See additional chats from ‘her’ below.

Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:55:48 AM): How are you doing over there..?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 10:58:49 AM): im good how are you over there?
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:20 AM): I’m also fine
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:37 AM): Thanks for taking your time talking to me
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:48 AM): May good God bless you
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 10:59:49 AM): Amen
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:00:09 AM): Please did you receive the e-mail i just sent to you.?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:00:56 AM): may the holy spirit of Ubuntu bless your rains as well
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:01:40 AM): no i dont believe i have any email from you
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:01:43 AM): who are you?
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:01:50 AM): Thanks
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:02:18 AM): Please I want you to add me with this yahoo id
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:02:35 AM): pette233john3@yahoo.com
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:02:48 AM): So that we can talk further
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:04:21 AM): Hello Mr.Phil
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:05:11 AM): It will be a great pleasure knowing ourself and i also known that it will be a blessing to both
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:05:43 AM): I am Mr Peter Johnson
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:06:04 AM): Just accept it ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:06:15 AM): I have added you..
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:08:53 AM): Congratulations
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:09:16 AM): Thanks
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:09:34 AM): Please have you been able to read the email?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:12:17 AM): no i didnt get an email
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:12:32 AM): Ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:12:40 AM): Let me brief you online
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:13:00 AM): ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:12 AM): Or can you give me your direct email id to re-send the mesage again
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:13:29 AM): actually i do see your email i’m sorry
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:38 AM): Ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:53 AM): Please take time and read it carefully
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:13:59 AM): and get to me
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:14:14 AM): i will do thanks
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:14:29 AM): God bless you..
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:14:55 AM): I hope you have fully understand all the contents?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:16:23 AM): let me read it
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:16:41 AM): Read it caefully
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:16:42 AM): ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:21:01 AM): Still waiting Phil..
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:21:21 AM): Ok
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:22:13 AM): is very detailed
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:23:32 AM): Ok
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:24:01 AM): i’m not a very good reader sometimes
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:24:33 AM): You mean you did’nt not understand what i need you to do for me?
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:25:45 AM): Hello
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:02 AM): Please i need your insatant writing
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:05 AM): Ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:13 AM): Let me know what you mean
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:26:25 AM): i am at work and can’t talk instantly. maybe you shoudl talk to someone else
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:26:47 AM): Someone like who?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:26:59 AM): well actually you’re in luck
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:08 AM): Mr,Phil
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:27:09 AM): i see from your email that this is related to Ghana
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:17 AM): Yes
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:27:28 AM): I actually have a lover in Ghana
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:41 AM): I just need your assistance in helping me
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:27:53 AM): To receive money into your account
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:28:59 AM): Ok
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:29:09 AM): I will contact my girlfriend Sandy in Ghana
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:29:35 AM): Please understand that this is confidential business
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:02 AM): She has full power of attorney to my account.
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:30:12 AM): I dont want anyone elso to know about it before transferring the fund out of the bank
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:32 AM): Can I get her to contact you?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:37 AM): or perhaps you can contact her?
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:30:43 AM): Her name on yahoo is sandybabyforreal
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:30:44 AM): right
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:31:06 AM): please kindly give me her full contact details
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:31:14 AM): her email address
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:31:18 AM): sandybabyforreal@yahoo.com
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:31:23 AM): and her telephone number
radialmonster (3/4/2008 11:31:50 AM): she is not at a telephone number at this time. She’s visiting a friend that works in the circus there.
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:32:05 AM): Ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:32:30 AM): So let me know what i have to tell her ok
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:33:40 AM): So that she can inform you after talking with her
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:38:16 AM): Hello Mr.Phil
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:38:23 AM): Talk to me
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:39:50 AM): Are you there..?
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:40:12 AM): You can call me anytime with this cel number
Peter Johnson (3/4/2008 11:40:38 AM): Or Tell her to contact me you have my e-mail address
radialmonster (3/4/2008 12:01:36 PM): sorry i have to go to lunch now

sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:35:36 PM): hello
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:36:23 PM): u there?
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:39:40 PM): hi
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:39:47 PM): hi
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:39:51 PM): how are u
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:40:07 PM): hm busy here, working you?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:40:34 PM): i am at the internet cafe chating u
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:41:07 PM): did you order a drink?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:41:23 PM): no
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:56:52 PM): can you order me a hot chocoloate?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:57:13 PM): i am at the internet cafe
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:57:37 PM): i know, dont they sell hot chocolate?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:57:54 PM): no
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:58:01 PM): we only browse
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:58:01 PM): oh, well what do they have?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:58:13 PM): only drinks
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:58:21 PM): ah. i want a pepsi
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:58:28 PM): ok
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:58:35 PM): can you get me one?
sandybabyforreal (3/3/2008 4:59:35 PM): how do i give it to u
radialmonster (3/3/2008 4:59:42 PM): i’m goign to come there

I never got any more responses aha

Todays waste of time.  In which i include some random jack handy quotes again toward the end.

radialmonster: good evening
Alex Williams: how are you
radialmonster: im good, busy at work you?
Alex Williams: oh ic
Alex Williams: i have a noce flight
Alex Williams: you never boerder to leave me a note rather
radialmonster: did you arrive safely?
Alex Williams: yes i did
radialmonster: congratulations
Alex Williams: why you never leave me an email
radialmonster: i didnt want to bother you.  i imagine you’ve been quite bus
radialmonster: y
Alex Williams: well not really thoug
Alex Williams: you would at least drop me a note
Alex Williams: that is not an excuse
radialmonster: oh.  you should start work soon though
Alex Williams: well i already start
Alex Williams: am even off work
Alex Williams: it late here
radialmonster: oh.  what is your first project?
Alex Williams: 8:00am
Alex Williams: sorry pm
Alex Williams: so wat are you upto
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: i’m working now.
radialmonster: what is your first project?
Alex Williams: well it strictly on construtions
radialmonster: yes, you explained that.  but i’m curious as to what kind of stuff you do
Alex Williams: i thoug i have discuss this with ya before
Alex Williams: havent i ??
radialmonster: no you only said you’re a civil engineer
Alex Williams: oh
Alex Williams: well am into buildings construtions
radialmonster: oh
radialmonster: i can tell you dont want to discuss your work
Alex Williams: why not
Alex Williams: wat did you wanna know abt it
Alex Williams: i tell
radialmonster: i want to know how you’re helping the people there
radialmonster: it’s a noble thing to give so much of your life for the benefit of your fellow mankind
Alex Williams: k
Alex Williams: hmm cool
Alex Williams: well actually my work is kinda streess
Alex Williams: but for now my first project is to buils some buildings
Alex Williams: etc
radialmonster: yes i understand how a stressful job can be
Alex Williams: oh teah
Alex Williams: you at work
Alex Williams: ???
radialmonster: yes at work now
Alex Williams: ok
Alex Williams: so hen do you get off work
radialmonster: about 5 hous
Alex Williams: oh ok
Alex Williams: so babe wat did you really feel or think abt me
Alex Williams: ???
radialmonster: I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
Alex Williams: oh really
Alex Williams: ???
Alex Williams: and how can i be sure of that anywayb
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That’s called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot.
Alex Williams: oh yeah i agree
Alex Williams: so now did you ever plan to love
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Alex Williams: guess you busy
Alex Williams: well maybe we chat later then
radialmonster: yes i’d like to love.  i have lost a dog recently that i loved so its very sad
Alex Williams: i have to do somethings now
Alex Williams: k
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: oh ok then
radialmonster: it was good to hear you made it safely
Alex Williams: ok
Alex Williams: babe i will talk with ya later ok
Alex Williams: i care
Alex Williams: later
radialmonster: ok take care
radialmonster: bye
Alex Williams: <HUGS>

I found the Ghana embassy info in DC

http://www.ghana-embassy.org/
3512 International Dr. N.W
Washington DC 20008

Tel: (202) 686-4520 to 4526
Fax: (202) 686-4527

Email: info@ghanaembassy.org

If all goes well I will give this info to one of these scammers when they ask for my info

sandybabyforreal: hi
radialmonster: hi
sandybabyforreal: <ding>
sandybabyforreal: u there?
radialmonster: hi
sandybabyforreal: hi
radialmonster: do i know you?
sandybabyforreal: how are u doing?
radialmonster: who are you? where are you from?
sandybabyforreal: its ghana
radialmonster: oh i’ve heard of ghonnerea
radialmonster: so is that africa?
sandybabyforreal: yes
radialmonster: i bless the rains down in africaaaaaaa
sandybabyforreal: what is your name?
radialmonster: toto … like the dog
sandybabyforreal: is your name toto?
radialmonster: um yes why?
sandybabyforreal: nothing
sandybabyforreal: u in usa?
radialmonster: no, I’m in ubuntu
sandybabyforreal: where is ubuntu
radialmonster: on the border of ghana and the nigger river
sandybabyforreal: are you african?
radialmonster: no i’m american i came here for work
sandybabyforreal: when are u going back?
radialmonster: i’m going back someday come what may. busy here performing now
radialmonster: tell me about you
sandybabyforreal: i am sandra
sandybabyforreal: 23 yrs
sandybabyforreal: from ghana
sandybabyforreal: i just completed the university
radialmonster: of hard knocks?
sandybabyforreal: i am the only child of my parents
sandybabyforreal: i like listening to music and making love
radialmonster: do you like making love after nothing at all?
sandybabyforreal: how
radialmonster: i know just where to touch you and i know what to prove…
sandybabyforreal: where
radialmonster: where your buffalo roam
sandybabyforreal: ok
sandybabyforreal: i will meet u later in the day ok
radialmonster: do you know where i am right now?
sandybabyforreal: bye
radialmonster: but we just met

Chat today from Alexandra – note that it was like 2pm.  If she is in Miami as she says it certainly isn’t evening for her.  His local time would have been around 10pm

Alex Williams: helo
radialmonster: good evening

Alex Williams: how are you doing
radialmonster: good.  working here you
Alex Williams: well am abt to leave
Alex Williams: so i decide to come see ya online
Alex Williams: before i leve
radialmonster: where are you going?
Alex Williams: i told you yesterday
Alex Williams: westafrica
radialmonster: oh you mean there.  you’re leaving so soon?
Alex Williams: oh yeah
radialmonster: did you get a work visa or do you have some other arrangements?
Alex Williams: other arrangement
radialmonster: why so secretive?
Alex Williams: nope
Alex Williams: is just that is on contract basic
Alex Williams: thats is why
radialmonster: i see.  maybe you can visit home too while you’re so cloes  (**Her ‘home’ is in China)
Alex Williams: we sign an agreement that we gonna be responsible for the whole thing
radialmonster: close
Alex Williams: oh yeah
Alex Williams: maybe i can vist you
Alex Williams: how would that be
Alex Williams: ??
radialmonster: well i dont live in west africa
radialmonster: i have a friend that lives near there
Alex Williams: oh ic
Alex Williams: so where it is
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: he lives in Ubuntu, so that’s pretty close  (**To get the joke read this other post) (** i haven’t written the other post yet!  check back later)
Alex Williams: oh ic
radialmonster: would you go see him for me?
Alex Williams: well i have to leave shortly
Alex Williams: ok
radialmonster: ok have a safe trip then
Alex Williams: ok 
Alex Williams: then
Alex Williams: later
radialmonster: bye
Alex Williams has signed out. (2/29/2008 4:02 PM)

This person found me on friendster and started emailing and chatting. I’ve already traced the IP address to Nigeria.  So far the story is she is originally from china, but now lives in miami.  She’s instantly in love with me and wants to form a long lasting relationship. aha.  the intent is to string along the scammer to waste their time.  hopefully get some lulz out of it too.  here’s some text from today:

Alex Williams: hello
radialmonster: hi
Alex Williams: how are you doing
Alex Williams: ?
BUZZ!!!
Alex Williams: you busy
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: i’m at work.  how are you
Alex Williams: am fine
Alex Williams: how is it going with you
Alex Williams: i realy miss chatin with ya online thoug
radialmonster: i’m great.  aww sorry to hear that
Alex Williams: ?
Alex Williams: well i have a news for you thoug
Alex Williams: can you guess
radialmonster: hm i’m not really sure
radialmonster: you’re going to the circus?
Alex Williams: ??
Alex Williams: hmmm
Alex Williams: well i was awarded a contract
Alex Williams: which i need to travel
Alex Williams: overseas
radialmonster: well thats good if thats what you want to do
Alex Williams: you sound not happy
radialmonster: why do you say that?
radialmonster: just because you were awarded a contract doesnt mean you actually want to do it
Alex Williams: well it on a individual company
Alex Williams: and you know i have to wrok to make more
radialmonster: money doesn’t give happiness
Alex Williams: how
Alex Williams: ??
Alex Williams: so you mean i should n
radialmonster: it does not.  being more wealthy can’t make someone more happy. there’s a point where once you reach a certian amount of money, more money doesnt matter
Alex Williams: not go right
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: i didnt say not go. i said do what you feel will be best for you
Alex Williams: hmm oh ic
Alex Williams: so babe hope you gonna keep in touch
radialmonster: what do you mean
Alex Williams: as in email me and stuff
Alex Williams: cause i will be goin with laptop
radialmonster: oh so you’ve decided already?
Alex Williams: yes
radialmonster: well congratulations.  where are you going
Alex Williams: westafrica
Alex Williams: ever been there
Alex Williams: ?
radialmonster: i have a friend that has been there
Alex Williams: oh really
radialmonster: my mom has been there also
Alex Williams: oh that is fine
Alex Williams: to do what
radialmonster: missionary work with chruch
Alex Williams: oh ic
Alex Williams: thats cool
Alex Williams: so wat time did you get off work
Alex Williams: ?]
radialmonster: in about 30 minutes i hope
radialmonster: but i may have to work over at my second job
Alex Williams: oh wat ur second job
Alex Williams: ??
radialmonster: same thing as my day job just on my own
Alex Williams: oh that cool
Alex Williams: so you miss me at all
Alex Williams: ??
radialmonster: you havent even left yet!
Alex Williams: hmmm
Alex Williams: hmmmm
Alex Williams: that does not matter thoug
radialmonster: when do you leave
Alex Williams: on friday night
Alex Williams: i will let you know thoug
radialmonster: wow so early
radialmonster: you already have your belongings ready to go?
Alex Williams: i will get that aranged today thoug
radialmonster: i see
radialmonster: well good luck
Alex Williams: hope yoi  gonna keep in touch
radialmonster: be safe
radialmonster: about to leave work.  later
Alex Williams: ok babe
Alex Williams: email me later k
Alex Williams: ??
radialmonster: ifi dont have to work, i’ll see
Alex Williams: ok babe
Alex Williams: you takecare and keep in touch
Alex Williams: k

“pamela” has been im’ing me for a few days now.  Just says Hi, are you there sort of thing.  I have no idea who this is so I reply back with “who are you”.  I never get a response.  Just the next day I get another “are you there”.  Today ‘pamela’ caught me online and i decided to play along:

pamela.cambell: BUZZ!!!
pamela.cambell: “Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you’ll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you.”

pamela.cambell: u there hunnie
radialmonster: hi
pamela.cambell: hi too ive been longin to talk with u huneio
pamela.cambell: u were always on mobile hunie
BUZZ!!!
radialmonster: yes.  but you have still not answered my question
pamela.cambell: wat question hunnie
radialmonster: do i know you?
pamela.cambell: u tell me
pamela.cambell: hawz that
radialmonster: that it is
pamela.cambell: “I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you.”

pamela.cambell: “The more I know you, the more I love you.”

BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!

**At this point I see the stupid quotes thing going on, the buzzing’s bothering me, and I decide to quote some stuff too.  I fire back with some random Jack Handy quotes:

radialmonster: “Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.”
pamela.cambell: wat u talkin about hunnie
radialmonster: i’m just saying
radialmonster: “The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.”
BUZZ!!!

** About an hour passes so I give it one last shot:

radialmonster: i miss you