Tuesday, July 2, 2002

Here is a great
compilation of Google’s
various logos they magically insert every so often just to see if
anyone’s paying attention.  Did
you know Google had a process even before
pigeonrank?
It was called MentalPlex
and could predict your search query to give you better results.

Want to see my latest purchase?  Yes, an

Ayumi album. 
Heard it’s really good.

Gesh,
our country is
screwed up
.  we are not united in anyway.  Recently a high court
made the pledge of allegiance unconstitutional or something like that.
Now, a student has been punished in another part of our country for
refusing
to recite the pledge of allegiance.

Hhahaha a joke
from a user on kuro5hin
mocking
k5’s plea for money
earlier.  of course, the references to the circus chicken hypnotizer
are real.  if you didn’t find that news article in yesterday’s post then
you’re a loser already.

Monday, July 1, 2002

tonight, i found some
funny and interesting news
items.  count them!!

One
news item!  This one sounds like my kind of woman!

Two
news items!!  ok, it’s not funny when someone dies.  but at
least moby got his revenge.

three
news items!!!  eat em up.

Four
news items!!!!  I’ll be in this mans shoes when i die.

Five
news items!!!!!  Vulgar language is a part of my everyday work
schedule.

Six
news items!!!!!!  I dont even remember what i just linked.

Seven
news items!!!!!!! Which button do i press if i want that one?
Eight news
items!!!!!!!!  Why was
http://www.fuckgeneralmotors.com/
even setup in the
first place?  read
here.
BTW, I can now link to www.npr.org legally.
thanks, i appreciate that.  whew

that was fun. 
I guess that makes:  Nine news items!!!!!!!!!
ok i’m all done now. although i must confess my love for
Ayumi again.  I’d sign the fan club
if i could figure out how to read
kanji
.  is it unamerican to not idolize an american pop star?
Brittney spears is hot, but she’s a slut, and her music doesn’t turn me on.
Ayumi can fill an entire stadium with no sweat.  And make every single one
of the spectators learn her new dance.  anyone that has so much charisma to
gather such a following is special.  i follow her cuz her music rocks and
she’s 90 pounds worth of

cuteness
.  Wow, Ayu was in
Time
magazine?

sweet
.

um,
ok.
this weekend, my faucet for my sink broke right off.  so i had to put to
use my plumbing skills and replace the thing.  sorry, i’m not creative
enough tonight i think.

Sunday, June 30, 2002

um,
ok.
this weekend, my faucet for my sink broke right off.  so i had to put to
use my plumbing skills and replace the thing.  sorry, i’m not creative
enough tonight i think.

yea, i’ve been slack this week.  at least at updating here.  sorry.  i took a
day off today.  but i went to work.  one day i’ll write a page about
big
chickens.
  another
idiot